Adult Party Games
Kids seem to have all the fun at parties, don't they. A
bunch of five year olds experience more unbridled joy in
a single birthday party than many adults experience in a
year.
Why?
Because they play games.
It's not fair, so we're putting a stop to it. We're
introducing a new range of party games for adults that
will be guaranteed to make your next party more fun than
Christmas.
Great Party Games
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Who Spiked My Drink? - someone spikes your
drink with Rohypnol, and you have to work out who it
is before you pass out.
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Hide and Seek - Hide from the annoying
accountant who insists on explaining how goods and
services taxes benefit all Australians.
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Twister - Dance badly to 50's music until you
hurt your back.
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Pass The Parcel - Re-gift a crap present to
someone you hate.
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The Waiting Game - Holding off having a pee
for three hours for fear of the gorgeous specimen
you're flirting with finding someone more
interesting to talk to.
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The Weighting Game - Eating your own body
weight in chicken wings and cheese cubes because you
don't want to look like no one is talking with you.
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Pin The Blame On The Colleague - Pin the
blame on your colleague.
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Chinese Whispers - Start a vicious rumour and
see how long it takes to get back to you.
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Chinese Whispers II - Walk into a room
blindfolded, and tell a secret, and pray you didn't
tell the person who it's about.
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Kiss Chasey - Find someone you want to kiss,
get turned down, then pash everyone else at the
party in a desperate attempt to make them feel
jealous.
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Human Pyramid - Get drunk enough to shag your
mummy.
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Tug of Waugh - Find a quiet room and
masturbate to the cricket.
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You Show Me Yours and I'll Show You Mine -
Share the contents of your wallet or purse with
someone in the vain hope it will make you seem
interesting and shaggable.
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