Adult Party Games

Kids seem to have all the fun at parties, don't they. A bunch of five year olds experience more unbridled joy in a single birthday party than many adults experience in a year.

Why?

Because they play games.

It's not fair, so we're putting a stop to it. We're introducing a new range of party games for adults that will be guaranteed to make your next party more fun than Christmas.

Great Party Games

• Who Spiked My Drink? - someone spikes your drink with Rohypnol, and you have to work out who it is before you pass out.

• Hide and Seek - Hide from the annoying accountant who insists on explaining how goods and services taxes benefit all Australians.

• Twister - Dance badly to 50's music until you hurt your back.

• Pass The Parcel - Re-gift a crap present to someone you hate.

• The Waiting Game - Holding off having a pee for three hours for fear of the gorgeous specimen you're flirting with finding someone more interesting to talk to.

• The Weighting Game - Eating your own body weight in chicken wings and cheese cubes because you don't want to look like no one is talking with you.

• Pin The Blame On The Colleague - Pin the blame on your colleague.

• Chinese Whispers - Start a vicious rumour and see how long it takes to get back to you.

• Chinese Whispers II - Walk into a room blindfolded, and tell a secret, and pray you didn't tell the person who it's about.

• Kiss Chasey - Find someone you want to kiss, get turned down, then pash everyone else at the party in a desperate attempt to make them feel jealous.

• Human Pyramid - Get drunk enough to shag your mummy.

• Tug of Waugh - Find a quiet room and masturbate to the cricket.

• You Show Me Yours and I'll Show You Mine - Share the contents of your wallet or purse with someone in the vain hope it will make you seem interesting and shaggable.